English Teacher : u know the importance of period?
Al : Ya, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got heart attack
& our driver ran away.
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Al asks difference between confidence and confidential
Dad says, you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!
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Mother to her teenage daughter:
I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints... --
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